Only status I care about
What I’d really like to post on Facebook: "..still hates first dates, one looming up tonight" "..hates first dates for a reason. God what a nightmare." "..finito." "..is crossing (magen doviding?) my fingers, maybe this one'll be the one?" "..has finally found a normal charedi guy!" "..is broken hearted" "..is feeling desperate, anyone?" I mean who are we kidding, the only status on my mind is my single/dating one. And before you people tell me to get a life, I already have one.