Frum N' Flipping

You'd follow me on twitter! A while back I was wishing I could post the only status I care about on facebook. Now I can do it! Real time updates from the life of a serial dater.

Take nice sweet aidel innocent Chareidi girls, put them on facebook, and what do you get? D-A-N-G-E-R Not because they hook up with guys, not because their photos are up there for the whole world to see. They simply have no sense of what-not-to-post-in-public. On my B-Day, my wall gets filled up with posts wishing me "Find a Chassan soon!", "Meet your Besherte this year!" I mean, have you ever? No pressure or anything.. As it is my less chareidi friends think my society is insane, this will only confirm it. What next, shidduch suggestions on my wall? Oh yeah, and I've even been asked to join a Sheitel Macher fan club.

What I’d really like to post on Facebook: "..still hates first dates, one looming up tonight" "..hates first dates for a reason. God what a nightmare." "..finito." "..is crossing (magen doviding?) my fingers, maybe this one'll be the one?" "..has finally found a normal charedi guy!" "..is broken hearted" "..is feeling desperate, anyone?" I mean who are we kidding, the only status on my mind is my single/dating one. And before you people tell me to get a life, I already have one.